Fourth Letter

We received an email from this... American guy.... we're kinda sorry for him... sniff.... read and you'll know why....

dear wejustrockhard,

ei!

um... well it started when i was 12 years old, i'm obviously...a guy.. no doubt about that! i met a boy with a very pleasant face with the most adorable smile that i have ever seen in my entire whole boring stupid pathetic life!! Very!

I was attracted to him! And i don't know exactly why! I mean, i'm a boy and he's a boy! I was like.. "What the hell is wrong with me!"

I approached him, and i tried making friends... and guess what? We clicked! SNAP! Just like that!

When we were alone in the house.. take note.. MY HOUSE.... we decided to take shower together... and then.. i saw his 1%.. i was like... "OMG! It's getting HOTT in here!"

I tried myself to look away.. BUT something pushing me to look! Oh my! I can't take it anymore! This has to STOP! And I mean it!

And now, I'm 16... and I have a feeling of uncertainty...

I keep asking myself...

"What am I really? Why am I doing this? Am i a gay.. or a guy..."

I mean.. boy + boy = acess denied! ERNK!

This has to stop!!!!!

Identity crisis here!

HELP! ASAP!

-can't.take.it.anymore-

wejustrockhard answers:

dear can't.take.it.anymore,

first off... WOAH!

it's our first time to encounter such letter like this.. like... EVER! what we are trying to say is... Woah Man!

our answer is quite simple....

You are indeed... what you and us.. fear most... you are.. *drum rolls* A GAY! *thunder sound effects*

Glad we could help in deciding what your identity really is!

See ya' in the Flipside!